December 2011
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
5 tags
me: *sneezes*
class: *silence/crickets*
most popular girl in the grade: *sneezes*
class: god bless you sweetheart jesus lord let god protect you from that horrible sneeze.
AHS
Omg so good! The Christmas part was totally cute, not even gonna pretend it wasn’t, but I’m really cheesy. It’s so eerie that it took death to finally bring the Harmon family peace.
Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherfuckers, it’ll be...
– Katt Williams (via dangerdav)